coelasquid:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

So when I saw this I thought “oh is this that movie where all the ancient Egyptian gods are gonna be white people I heard about a while ago?” so I checked IMDB and apparently No! There’s a completely different upcoming ancient Egypt movie coming up with a bunch of white dudes playing the lion’s share of the cast called Gods of Egypt featuring gems like Jaime Lannister Horus and Barbossa Ra.

coelasquid:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

So when I saw this I thought “oh is this that movie where all the ancient Egyptian gods are gonna be white people I heard about a while ago?” so I checked IMDB and apparently No! There’s a completely different upcoming ancient Egypt movie coming up with a bunch of white dudes playing the lion’s share of the cast called Gods of Egypt featuring gems like Jaime Lannister Horus and Barbossa Ra.

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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doomsdaypicnic:

Rifftrax: The Last Slumber Party (1988/2014)

"Slumber parties! What could be more terrifying?? Thrill as a rented movie is watched! Chill as a boy someone likes is called and hung up on!! Squirm as ice cream is devoured directly from the container!!!

OK, maybe slumber parties are not actually that terrifying. The one featured in The Last Slumber Party, despite the presence of a scalpel toting psychopath is no exception to this rule. This is because any hint of terror that might arise from the idea of high schoolers being murdered is completely negated by the VHS video quality, amateur sound, and baffling dialogue such as “Who’d you think it was, Shelley Hack?”

It’s the last day of school, and one thing is on everyone’s mind: whether or not they are talking to Shelley Hack. In order to solve this problem, they gather at a friend’s house, where the oblivious parents fail to notice that the boys sneaking in and out of the house are in fact d-bags. All is good and stupid until an escaped lobotomy patient shows up and instantly becomes the most intelligent, well-mannered character in the movie.

The fashion is 80s, the soundtrack is hair metal, the poster on the wall is inexplicably of Sesame Street, and the Shelley Hack references are more abundant than every other RiffTrax we’ve ever done combined. Slip into your footie pajamas and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for The Last Slumber Party!”

You can get it now from Rifftrax as a digital download, or if you have no impulse control you can instantly stream it online, and then you can tell me what the hell Science was doing in that room doing that thing.

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boredwithglasses:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

womb nugget

(via quicksandbuddy)

celticcolin:

The official trailer for Battle of the Five Armies is looking fine. If you’ll indulge me, I’d like to be the conductor of this hype train.

HNNNNNNGH!!!!!

in-love-with-my-bed:

butterflyinthewell:

improfection:

I see what you did there

I don’t even know this fandom and I laughed.

how do you not know this fandom?

in-love-with-my-bed:

butterflyinthewell:

improfection:

I see what you did there

I don’t even know this fandom and I laughed.

how do you not know this fandom?

(via muirin007)

moonanimate:

Enjoy. :)

(edit) - Missing Credits: Chloe Buse, Diana D’Arcee

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gerrybaboona:

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PHOTOSET IN THE WORLD

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