Witness all things that tickle my whimsy
The Red Headed League
“What are you going to do, then?” I asked.
“To smoke,” he answered. “It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won’t speak to me for fifty minutes.” He curled himself up in his
chair, with his thin knees drawn up to his hawklike nose, and there he sat with his eyes closed and his black clay pipe thrusting out like the bill
of some strange bird. I had come to the conclusion that he had dropped asleep, and indeed was nodding myself, when he suddenly sprang out of his chair with the gesture of a man who has made up his mind and put his pipe down upon the mantelpiece.
Guys, honestly, I love you for this scene!
“Standing too close to exploding dick sends your ass straight to purgatory.”
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
ah, the geek is strong in this post
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I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to higher tumblr to make adverts for them.
tHE OOD ONE
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